The Pope Blessed Murder In Florence

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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This week we cover the Pazzi Conspiracy, a plot to assassinate the Medici banking family, and how the Pope kind of OK’d the whole thing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Softcore History.
0:08.0	Hello and welcome back to the Softcore History podcast.
0:10.0	My name is Jake Goldman. I will be your host for today. It's my day. podcast my
0:15.0	podcast my name is Jake Goldman. I will be your host for today. It's my day my episode my rules.
0:17.0	It's my time it's my time that's Rob Fox talking over me so hey Dan how are you today?
0:22.0	Dan or Jester or our other host don't care great to be back yeah
0:25.2	I wasn't here last week unfortunately that's what I heard yeah yeah so you weren't
0:30.0	great to be back in the saddle. Not mentally.
0:33.0	Oh yeah, that's right. You're on your phone's been put away.
0:35.0	Yeah. Good. Good. This is a lot to learn.
0:38.0	I like that you gave me just a preview of my life as a father like 15 years from now.
0:42.0	Put your goddamn phone down!
0:45.1	They're going to be yelling at kids to get up on it.
0:47.0	I, uh...
0:48.6	There's not a chance in hell they still have phones in 15 years.
0:51.6	You're not going to know they're looking at it.
0:52.7	It's going to be a chip in their brain.
0:53.7	I'm just going to like walk into the bathroom and watch my son like,
0:56.4	he wouldn't be masturbating.
0:57.6	He'll just be fucking a hologram.
1:00.5	You'll be so lucky as to see what your son's fucking if you walk in.
1:03.0	Like he probably, it'll probably be like so self-contained, it's like in his mind.
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