'The poor man was absolutely defenceless!'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2021
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
On this week's LuAnna: a big old catch up, Anna's knackered, Lu's got a new vag doctor, Anna's new Russian PT, the mum whatsapp group is at it again and Lu's hunt for a new nanny.
Plus, George Floyd's killer is convicted and teaching your kids consent and ownership of their bodies. Plus a rather bizarre weirdo and Lu's off about cyclists again.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the brand new Talk Talk TV hub, the TV hub that's shaking things up. |
| 0:06.6 | Be warned, it's Luana and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, |
| 0:11.8 | rant, spanced, in general, explicit content. |
| 0:16.3 | But you'll hear it is Monday and you're loving it. |
| 0:20.4 | Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. |
| 0:22.3 | Morning, ladies. I'm in the trenches today. |
| 0:26.8 | Oh, yay. |
| 0:27.8 | I'm just two feet in my face. |
| 0:30.3 | What's happened? |
| 0:32.1 | You don't look back. |
| 0:33.1 | My children, that's what's happened. Thanks. |
| 0:35.3 | Do you hate them? |
| 0:37.1 | Yeah. We all have those days where we regret having children. |
| 0:40.2 | And if anyone says... |
| 0:41.2 | If anyone says that they've never had a fleeting regret of, |
| 0:49.0 | oh, imagine what my life would have been like. |
| 0:52.0 | They're lying to themselves if they regret that. |
| 0:53.7 | They're a absolute... |
| 0:54.5 | Fucking liars. |
| 0:56.3 | It's absolutely... It's bloody hard work being a parent. |
| 0:59.9 | And do you know what? |
| 1:01.4 | To all the mommas who might have been up all night, we salute you. |
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