I hate gift giving and receiving. Receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say thank you? This is coffee convos with Kale Lowry and Lindsay Crissly. I really want you to be in your feels, Kail. That does not interest me whatsoever. I feel very attacked by you. A spirited discussion about motherhood, friendship, family, and life in the public eye. I'm just not with the fakery anymore.

There's a fakery bakery around here.

Here's Kail and Lindsay.

Rolling.

Good morning and welcome back to another episode of Coffee Convo's podcast.

We are recording from New York.

How are you?

We're recording from a Polly Pocket studio.

This is the most insane thing that I think that we've ever done.

This is an Airbnb, but we actually just collabed with Mattel.

It's just a B because it's like one bed.

It's like one square foot.

I have never seen something like this ever in my life.

The way that we could not get into this Airbnb last night because the lock was in a lockbox across the street tied to a tree, could not get into it with a 230 pounds, six foot three man, could not get into get the keek fob to get into this building.

The fact that we kept pressing buttons

thinking that the narrative was going to change. The guy called us like, pull it. Pull it.

Pull it. Pull the thing. We're like, sir. We are pulling. We're doing our best. The amount of lockboxes

that are over there, like the way that like New Yorkers do things is just, like, so very different than...

It's fascinating, though, because they're really resourceful.

We went from Atlanta, from the suburbs, to hearing fire trucks every five minutes last night.

I broke up the trip Atlanta, L.A., New York, and L.A. is equivalent to New York in that you could go four miles and you're going to

be in the car for 45 minutes. It doesn't matter if it is on the same block. It will take you 45 minutes to

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