Hello, everyone and welcome to the first non-live, all-in-person episode of the podcast featuring Milo Riley and Alice.

Hi, how's it going?

I joined you in the bunker down in London.

I got an Avanti West Coast train.

I've suffered greatly.

And, you know, now I'm here.

I'm very, very excited to be here.

That's right.

Yeah, we are.

We're in the Enver-Hosha commemorative podcasting podcast.

That's right.

Yes.

And with us, of course, today is a returning champion, in fact.

I believe his third appearance, but his first in quite a while. It is Commonwealth think tanks, Matt Lawrence.

Matt, how's it going? Yeah, it's a pleasure to be here. I was actually told it was the Fritzel basement.

So, you know, in some ways, maybe that's not afraid to have an Albanian. It depends on the day, really.

Yeah, it depends on what kind of chilling crimes you're looking to be involved in. Indeed. Look, look, a lot of stuff has been going on, right?

And we are here, too, as almost an expression of discipline.

Okay, self-discipline.

To self-discipline is rather than just indulging all day in the continued slow-rolled collapse of the Tory party.

There really hasn't been arrested ever since Boris Johnson had that suitcase of wine.

We are actually going to talk about that for a little while.

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