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So blessed.

I'm so glad. I'm so glad we're still on good terms.

It's Friday, so you know what that means. Let's welcome tonight's guest. By law, he has to introduce himself to his neighbors.

Host of Jim Norton can't save you, comedian Jim Norton.

And congratulate this woman for winning the Miss Cracker Barrel Pachin.

Co-hosts on the bottom line on Fox Business is Dagan the Dowell.

She talks so fast, she has to wear flame-proof lip gloss.

Co-hosts about numbered Emily Cabano.

And when he jogs, he wears old ladies as ankle weights.

Former NWA World Champion and hosts the Planet Tivers podcast, Hauer.

All right.

Before we get to some news stories, let's do this.

Breg's Leftovers. Yes, it's Leftovers, where I read the jokes we Greg's leftovers.

Yes, it's leftovers where I read the jokes we didn't use this week.

And as always, it's my first time reading them.

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