But she was like, ask them what it feels like to make God.

And I was like, I don't know if I can ask that question. But I asked our parochial vicar. He's been a priest for less than a year now. He was just ordained. And I had a nightmare. He got reassigned. So hopefully that doesn't happen. But I asked him. And he was like, it's so weird. Like, I, when I've performed, when I bless Holy Water for the first time as a deacon and

when I consecrated the hosts for the first time as a priest, my first thought was, that's it?

I was expecting like fire and flames and smoke and something supernatural, but he's like,

this is just so normal.

It's so natural.

It's more natural than anything.

Like God's action in the world is more real than anything.

You know what your problem is, Ethan?

You're very smart. And, oh, oh dude it was so funny today at dinner

hold on don't tell that story sorry welcome to the crunch the only podcast with two really smart guys

it's your boy Ethan and I'm Patrick and today tell him about Tell them what the show is. Tell them about the show.

We assume that nobody has ever listened to this show ever before. That's a good point. Welcome to The Crunch, a podcast where me and my friend Ethan, have a conversation about a Catholic topic and make jokes, mostly jokes, mostly jokes. Mostly jokes. That's the point of the podcast is jokes. It's like, you know when you're like eating chips and dip, but it's mostly about the dip?

That's what this podcast. mostly jokes that the point of the podcast is jokes. It's like, you know when you're like

eating chips and dip, but it's mostly about the dip. That's what this podcast is about. It's all

dip. And we've been doing this for about seven and a half years. We think more people should

have conversations like this. And we're glad you're here. Welcome. But I, I was, I was, you know how

like our sons are two ish. And they're like learning new words all the time. So Leo's new words that he learned are handsome and pretty. He learned those two words today. Very good. Yeah. My wife is very lovely. I, I do not deserve her. And she's like, Leo, daddy is very handsome. And he looks at me and goes, handsome. And then I go, what? It did. And then I was like, no, I have to return the favor and tell him that mama's pretty. But yeah, so now whenever you ask my son, what am I? He'll say handsome. They say, what are you? It'll say handsome. And then if you ask him, how was your day? He'll go, rough. Really? Yeah. That's funny. Rough. Man, women really be using their kids to fish for compliments now. They're just like, they're getting more advanced with their tactics. I don't, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think Feeby thinks that far ahead.

I've played chess against her.

I don't think, I don't think she's, I don't think she's that conniving. She doesn't have a guileful bone in her body. No, I'm like strategically placing things about the house so that my wife sees them in an exact order that makes her think a certain

sequence of events like an Artemis Fowl when he uses wordplay to get that guy to go to Taipei

101 and to get her to say something nice about me never read it never read artemus foul in the second book

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