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This episode is brought to you by Balls.

Pink Balls, by the Skinny Confidential.

That's right, we are launching a new product.

The Pink Balls Facial Massager, the only balls

you want on your face.

Now this may look like a sex toy to you at first glance.

It's not a sex toy.

It's the tool of your dreams.

It is the perfect pair to your ice roller.

It is going to chisel the fuck out of your face.

I have been designing her with my team for the last four years.

We have worked on every facet of this custom design to make sure that it contours the fuck

out of the face and the body and the neck.

It grips tighter than any tool in your kit.

You can expect her balls to roll over the face.

So under the eye, the brow bone, the cheekbones, the jaw.

I am so excited.

I've been using this for so long.

You guys have used it every morning for the last year to make sure it's perfect.

It's pretty.

She looks perfect on your vanity.

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