Yeah.

Hey, Amber, if I want to cry, I'll watch Marley and me, okay?

Keep the depressing shit till date three or after third base.

You know what I mean?

Anyway.

Pat's got Jordan Belford energy right now.

He really does.

You'd think that people would have had enough a silly love song. Hi, hello and welcome.

Hi, hello and welcome.

To Bad TV, I'm Dylan, that is Pat.

Great to be here. Ruby is joining us from across this great nation of ours.

We fly over Ohio to get to where Ruby is, the big apple, papaya dog girl. How are you?

I'm doing very well, Jill. How are you? How are you, Pat? I'm doing wonderful. Who would

have known Ohio would have this many fun people? We're back doing Love is Blind. You know, a lot of people were pissed

that we skipped that one season. Yeah. They tried to convince us that it was great, and it wasn't.

You know what? Can I say, first I want to say, oh, oh, H.

Mm-hmm.

I-O.

I-O, right?

Now, we both, and I did some digging on, because I feel it in my bones that Ohio is one of the most boring places, not only in the country, but in the world.

Now, I didn't want to come to this podcast without doing some research. So I went on the internet and I did some deep dives into what makes Ohio tick.

But the only person that has any real lived experience in Ohio is one papaya duck girl who went to

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