The Podfathers 2021 Christmas Spectacular

The Podfathers

Barstool Sports

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Christmas has almost come and The Podfathers are here to help parents get prepared for the biggest holiday on the calendar. The guys run through all the Do's and Don'ts every mom and dad need to handle by December 25th. Before all that, Clem has a slight mental break down, Chaps details getting aired out by Mrs. Chaps on Facebook, Large unleashes an all-time great parenting tip, and the guys welcome back Toys R Us with varying degrees of excitement. Support the show by supporting our sponsors! Roman: Go to GetRoman.com/podfathers for your first month of swipes to help you last longer in bed for just $5 when you choose a monthly plan. Simplisafe: Visit Simplisafe.com/Podfathers to get 40% off your new home security system with their limited time holiday sale. Solo Stove: Go to solostove.com then use promo code PODFATHERS for $10 off your new low-smoke stainless steel fire pit that makes building and cleaning a fire easy.

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0:00.0	Hey podfathers listeners you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
0:07.6	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:10.6	Hi hungry, I'm daddy.
0:13.2	What do you think I made a money?
0:21.7	Money doesn't even grow on trees.
0:23.9	If you pay the rent you can make the rules.
0:30.4	Remember don't make her keys your keys.
0:33.5	Have you heard about the new restaurant on Mars?
0:40.0	The food's great but it's got no atmosphere.
0:44.0	Hey, here, put my finger.
0:51.2	Welcome back to the podfathers, the best parenting podcasts in the universe.
0:56.4	It's your podclin here.
0:57.4	It's my boy larger across the river in Dirty Jersey.
0:59.6	It's Chaps in the Great State of Texas.
1:00.9	Joey Langot behind the virtual sounds.
1:03.0	And we're back for another week of the podfathers, the podfathers Christmas spectacular.
1:07.9	I am blind as a motherfucking bat right now.
1:10.2	So my boys are going to carry me through this.
1:11.8	This isn't the flu game.
1:12.8	This is the fucking clum just one to the eye doctor and has his eyes.
1:16.6	Can you see my eyes, boys?
1:17.6	They look fucked up.
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