Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.

ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the podcast of the Loats is for the 29th is it the

20th yeah of August the days will blow into one for me right

the fancy new calendar shows it it does the 29th of August of 2024 I'm joined by Calvin and Zubi. What's up man?

Ah, well, a lot actually. But you know, personally everything's going great, so you know, how are you?

I'm doing great man. Blessed and highly favored always life is good you know me always optimistic always positive

incredibly sharply dressed whatever is going on thank you I'm a point now thank you gorgeous suit thank you man and I've taken a recent interest in suits next to Calvin because he's like,

stop dressing scruffly.

At that point actually I think. But today we're going to be talking about how everything is getting

banned, how England is becoming a much more dangerous place and how the person in charge

of all this actually seems to be a robot who doesn't have an inner monologue from his own words.

Yeah it's quite worrying. monologue Calvin's common sense crusade

where he'll be talking to Nick and Soni.

Nick and Soni. Nick Tanconey.

Nick Tanconey.

There is the current leader of UKIP, and you are the speaker of the...

I am, the lead spokesman of...

Oh wow.

I didn't know that.

I figured I couldn't find anyone to vote for in the lost general election.

So why not stand myself?

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