Hello and welcome to the podcast of Lotus Ears episode 926 on the 30th of May 2024. I'm your host Harry joined today by Stelios and Josh.

Hello there, flawless date saying by the way well done.

Thank you very much I'm quite the date sayer and notable for it within my own family.

I will announce that today we are talking about micro plastics in your balls so gents protect your balls don't drink any plastic today

We'll be talking about Germans being persecuted for singing a very naughty song

no not that one and also a world of hate a very mysterious title there is this your

plan for the future is this is stelios's theme park he's going to open.

Everyone's a hater.

It's his five-step plan.

It's just how the world is.

And of course, we still have lots of things that we'd like to plug for you including the magazine if

you've not bought one yet what are you actually doing right now you're a loser

you're lame you're retarded your square you're a rub any number of things that I could say to insult you.

You've got bad morning breath.

We are the cool kids and you are stinky and nobody wants to be near you. So if you'd like to be reading the magazine

that's going to be the feel good hit of the summit, then you should go on to the website and

pre-order one right now that should be arriving at the end of June.

Limited, remember, so remember if you don't get a copy of this limited run, you'll never be cool.

You've not got a chance, so do it.

And also we've got other merch that you can buy,

which will only add to your aura of mystery and sensuality,

including an Islander mug, an Islander t-shirt.

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