Hello and I'm welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters and I'm joined by Bo, a recently cancelled candidate and Nick Dixon a futurely cancelled candidate.

And good to have you back.

Thank you very much. Good to be back. the new setup it's not like new anymore new to me

slightly got it it's still in Swindon other than that great work so today we're

talking about the fact that bow gets Tice and Diced, which is Bow getting kicked from reform for advocating reforms policies.

Kia Stama wanting to kill us all and also the sacred flag, which will be a trip around the world.

I don't know. I just made up. I'm interested to see what that is.

Yeah, anyway I suppose we shall begin with an announcement I have one announcement to make which is

sorry I've got a screwdriver I like it so today we'll be making

lads hour because it's Friday of course so if you go and check out the website that

lotus you just dot com out the website that lotus theaters

dot com website the one that you're currently on.

After this 3 p.m. UK time we will be doing ladsa

and the subject will be if you were king what would you do because I just thought it might be funny so let's see

She means of a medieval absolute monarch because if you get to be nowadays king

He's very little you could right you're, I'd go to Switzerland on a diplomatic visit.

You're like, yeah.

I watch some polo.

But I was taking it very literally.

I'd Photoshop a picture of myself.

I'd kill my wife and then have sex with a horsewoman.

I'd go out with a D-list actress and move to America.

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