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where is Kate Milton? Ireland saying no and the Zero Street Seats strategy.

Butcher that. There we are.

So did they.

Well.

We're going to tease Tomlins and Talks and Talks.

Exciting new talk show coming up in 48 hours or so. Can't tell you what that's about but it's called

Tomlinson Talk so watch out for that.

Alrighty. Let's get into the news.

Very well.

Before we go to the Lotus Heater's Royal Correspondent, our lawyers have asked me to point out that I absolutely am not saying that Prince William killed anyone, okay?

So let's just get that established at the beginning. I don't want any sort of...

So there's no body?

There might be, but I'm not...

Is there going to be an investigation of a crime without a body?

Well, that's the interesting thing actually, whether there'll be any investigation going on because...

I don't legally stay quiet a lot of this.

No no it's fine because I've said quite clearly Prince William I don't believe killed anyone

but there was something a bit dodgy going on so let's start with this article here so this is this is from a while back this is back in January

You know Princess Kate and Prince William cancel upcoming royal tours after hospital stay and basically

is saying look as we know the King God Save the King has got cancer and is not feeling too sharp and Kate also is not feeling too good and she

had to go into hospital and cancel a whole load of appointments and all that kind of stuff

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