Hello and welcome to podcast of the Lotus Eaders. It is episode 1441.

I'm joined by Stelios and Nate. Hello, chaps.

Over one.

It is 16th of June, Year of the Lord, 2026.

So today we're going to be discussing the totally not rent boys controversy,

how the Japanese are culture-mogging everybody,

and how YouTubers are embarrassing Hollywood.

So that sounds good, isn't it?

Yeah, it does.

Excellent.

Right.

So with that, chaps, do you remember the story,

or that period of time where we that the rent boys might have been burning Kistam's back door?

Well, yeah, the backdoor's blown in, didn't he?

They were absolutely a flame, that was the story.

So let's get things straight.

It's right out there. Were they actually rent boys or not? No, no. It turns out they weren't. Okay. No. No. And to set us straight, because lots of people online thought this. Case closed. Next segment. Pretty much. Pretty much. I mean, there is a BBC article, which completely blows out the water, all these completely ridiculous allegations against the Prime Minister.

Oh, right. Right.

It's complete nonsense, apparently.

So the BBC, and they did this thing where, you know, they like to address a story by, you know, this went up on the front page this morning for about three minutes and is now

buried, but I managed to find it by searching. So very briefly... You'd think that actually

this would be round-the-clock news. I mean, Russia, targeting the Prime Minister. Russia

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