Good afternoon and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eater's episode 1,424.

I'm your host Harry, joined today by Stelios.

Hello everyone.

Who is desperately attempting to mock the rest of the panel and Josh.

He was definitely not.

He was doing it quite effortlessly, frankly.

That's unexpected, thank you.

Well, the tan looks good. Oh, thank you. Enjoyed your time in Great Yarmouth. That's the Trump Tan. Trump Tan. It's not fake. This is hard work in the sun. The tie is gold, not red, folks. That's true, yes. Not running for the Libertarian Party, I'll ever, just to be clear. He just really loves gold.

And today...

If you want to send me some, please do.

Sorry.

No address.

You just know where to find him.

And today we're going to be talking about Kyr Stama, finally clearing out all of the foreigners

and saving Britain.

We're going to be talking about people who believe that they are animals

and the return of the Zimbabwean goblin menace.

Now, before we started, I did say to Josh that, you know,

I don't know whether I prefer monkey news or goblin news,

but whichever that I'm after, I always know that I've got the right man on the case.

We are also going to talk about clinical lycanthropy. Okay. It's going to be a left of field podcast. So we're going to be talking about Starma and then werewolves and goblins. Were there many goblins in Yarmouth? I didn't see any. Werewolves? Potentially. You know, I didn't see the full moon, so it was possible.

All right.

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