Hello and welcome to the podcast of Lotus Eaters episode 1,412.

I'm joined today by Luca.

Hello.

And the singing sensation, Stelios.

Thank you very much, my brothers.

I'm going to be talking about cannons.

So it was a good idea for me to sing about Baywatch. All right. Okay. So that's what that was. Because I had no clue what was going on, if I'm honest. Can't believe you even attempted to find a connection to justify it. I mean, you just wanted to sing. It was just, let's have some fun. Yes, definitely. Let's have some fun. I want to do more fun.

I thought if we're all just going to break out into songs, like something we would listen to, I was going to start breaking out into In the End by Lincoln Park, but, you know, I don't know if people are going to collaborate. Oh, you're going to do the rapping parts of that song. Maybe, maybe. I'll be Chester, you be Mike. there we go

and that all

makes sense

so yeah

today we are

actually going to

talk about that song. Maybe. I'll be Chester, you be Mike. There we go.

That all makes sense.

So, yeah, today we are actually going to talk about, like, the news or some of the news.

There's not really all that much happening, frankly, except for one or two stories here and

there.

So Luke is going to tell us about Reform, an amazing plan for the illegals.

I'm going to talk to us about Gamergate still never being over.

It never will be over as long as the menace known as women are around.

They will always be trying to naggers and harangas over our pastimes and hobbies.

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