Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the podcast of the Lotus East is for Monday the 13th of April, 2026. I'm joined by Ferris and Harry, and we're all exhausted because of the amazing live show we did this weekend. But if we've got bags under our eyes, bright red, piss holes in the snow, well, you know, it's your fault. I put it, I blame you. But anyway, today we're going to be talking about, well, we're going to talk about the live show, actually, because it's revealed a few interesting things I think are actually worth talking about.

Because people tend to, like, view things on the face of it, and actually there's a lot more going on behind.

And then we're going to be talking about how Farage has decided to recruit the Boris Wave and promise then to deport them. So he's going to have to be deporting loads of his own counsellors, which obviously isn't going to happen. And then we're going to be talking about how Maga is degenerating into a podcast administration. It's a pipeline to a podcast career at this point, to be honest.

That's what it appears to be.

I can't wait for when Trump's out of office and starts his podcast now.

Oh, that is.

The tales that we're going to hear.

Doesn't Trump Jr. have a podcast?

I believe so, yes.

Anyway, glad that's working out.

And after the show at 3.3 p.musis.com, of course, there is Ferris' Realpolitik.

Is this a live show?

This is a live show?

Yes.

Talking about if this is a thousand D chess or maybe not.

Yeah.

I think you're really underestimating him.

Only a thousand D chess at least. Yes. 2,000 D chess underestimating him. Only a thousand.

Yes.

2,000 D, yes, at least.

Anyway, right, without further ado, then let's begin.

So, as you were probably aware, if you watch our podcast,

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