Good afternoon and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters, Episode 1,393. I'm your host,

Harry, joined today by Stelios and Nate. And today we're going to be talking to you about the

tragic fact of the Irina Zerutska murderer being too stupid to stand trial because that's how a healthy legal system works.

Nate's going to be telling us about the end of knife crime. I can't wait for that. Sounds like quite a miracle.

And I'm going to be talking to everybody about climate change for Gooners, the new approach to spreading awareness of the climate crisis, which I thought,

frankly, was going to be a fun segment, but turns out to have been a lot darker than I

was initially anticipating. So look forward to that one. Before we get...

They're becoming very sensitive. What, by having sympathy for people where...

Yes. Like, who've obviously been taken advantage of throughout. It's, we'll get into it, but it's like...

It's...

It's pretty dark.

It's pretty dark. Yeah, that's what it is, clearly.

What's going on there in Snap Fitness?

What's going to be quite a bizarre reference for anybody who wasn't involved in the conversation we had before we went live.

Either way, before you get into... before we get into the news, I just want to make you aware that tickets for

Lotus Heat is live are still available so you can buy those through the website.

It will be this Saturday. I hope you're looking forward to it if you already have tickets.

It's going to be some great fun. And if you don't have tickets yet, get them 7 till 10, 11th of April, this Saturday at the Mecca in Swindon.

Be there or be square.

And with that, I think we're starting with you, telling us about the miracle that is the ultimate end of all knife crime ever,

and we're all going to be living in peace and harmony.

Yes, so, yeah, I wanted to do a little conversation about my mouse is not working.

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