Good afternoon, folks. Welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eases for Friday the 13th of March.

Oh, that's a lucky number.

2026. I'm joined by Nick and Leo. And today we're going to be talking about how America is learning about Islam,

the continued erasure of the British from their own country. And Samson, you did have the wrong one up.

And how Constantine Kissen got destined. And there has been some ramifications from this, but I haven't been following it, so I guess we'll find out. Do we not have a link to the live event, Samson? Amson. I'm on. Shocking. I know, I know. I'm clearly not whipping him enough. The 11th of April, folks, we're doing a live event in Swindon, so Saturday 7pm till 10pm,

and it's going to be amazing, as you can see.

Look at that amazing list of presenters there.

It added to the very bottom.

Well, you know, it's done by priority.

It's going to be very good.

You'll find a link on the website.

So come and join us then.

Anyway, so you might be aware that recently America is getting some religious education.

It's learning about Islam.

You probably saw this going around the other day because it was quite viral, but it's not the only thing that's happened recently.

Now, for anyone who didn't see this, this is a jihadi yelling Allah Akbar while throwing a nail bomb over the shoulder of a leftist who had literally just said, New York is inclusive and for everyone.

Yeah, amazing. Now, literally like a Renaissance painting, hang it in the Louvre. You couldn't have made it up because someone would have been like, well, that's a bit on the nose, isn't it? This is a bit of a caricature, but no, here we are. Luckily, the nail bombs didn't go off because the jihadis were not very good at what they were doing.

That is our best defence against jihadis, by the way. I noticed with the synagogue attack,

you know, the guy doesn't kill anybody and gets killed himself. Our only defense in a lot of

these situations is the uselessness of these Islamists. Yes. The only defense we have is the

decline of competence across the ball. Osama bin Laden organizing all of those planes to crash into buildings and not anymore. This guy can't even find a bomb that explodes. Yeah, the best they can do now is like drive a Prius onto Westminster Bridge and like try and knock over a cyclist. Just, I mean, just like said, decline is everywhere and it's affecting everything.

Looks like the green goblin that.

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