Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the podcast of the Loat Seaters for Tuesday,

the 6th of January, 2026. Look at that, I got that right. I'm joined by Josh and Harry.

And today we're going to be talking about the new containment method of making sure that

nothing is ever about us, and it's always about someone else, the return of the neocons,

and the death of the socialist dream.

Just because nobody else seems to remember what day it is as well,

I'd like to wish everybody a happy fifth anniversary to the attempted overthrow of democracy.

You're right.

We were almost there, boys.

Also, happy new year.

I've not said that either.

There's that too.

Right, so without further ado, let's crack on. So I'm going to be talking about the new containment method. Well, it's not that new, but it's new-ish for Britain.

And it starts with this tweet from Kirstama. I'm delighted that Al Abd El Fata is back in the UK and has been

reunited with his loved ones who must be feeling profound relief. I want to pay tribute to

Alar's family and to those who have worked and campaigned for this moment. Alar's case has been

top priority for my government since we came to office. I'm grateful to President Cece for his decision to grant the pardon.

His name's literally Allah.

I know.

In light of the revelatory tweets that came out, this is genuinely funny.

I know.

And we will be looking at those.

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