Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters episode 1,295. I'm your host Harry,

joined today by Josh. Hello. Beirass. And our old friend, Jezer. Free Wi-Fi and free Palestine.

That's this podcast's new slogan. And thank you to Jamie for sending in this delightful jump scare that we got in the

post and also socialist monopoly, where winning is for capitalists. Dan's going to take...

He's in the room with us right now. Well, actually, that makes sense. You are old friends of his.

But Dan's going to take his look over this and see if we can turn it into a lads hour.

I'm sure it won't be that difficult. It's already a parody. So thank you to Jamie for sending

that in. We know that you're the guy who also sent in Swindon Monopoly. And other than that, today we're going to be talking about how the flags are driving

them insane.

I'm going to be talking about con-ink crashing and burning and seething while they're at it.

And Fears is going to tell us why us Yuzuri is a sin against God.

And other than that, after the podcast today, at 3 o'clock for our premium

subscribers on the website, we have a roundtable about how they don't get Lord of the Rings, how

nobody gets Lord of the Rings. This was your idea. So you're the one trying to draw more

blood out of the Lord of the Rings stone. I'm not drawing blood out of it. I'm polishing it and

refining it. I'm interested to see why nobody gets Lord of the Rings. Well, it's mostly the left, because I've already done a podcast segment about Nick Fuentes, not getting it. And I'm going to give it an honorable mention right at the end if we have time, but I don't want to go over and rehash the same stuff. But it's basically going over how the left is just like,

this is our stuff, and it very much isn't. And my basic argument isn't that it's also the

rights, it's that there are multiple different layers of messaging, and it's not intended to

necessarily be a political thing. Well, let's not spoil the whole thing, Josh. So tune in for that.

We've got plenty of examples.

Tune in for that at 3 o'clock if you subscribe to the website. And with that, let's get into it then. Should we get Jeremy Corbyn's face out of here first? No, I think it's a good motivator. It's scary. It's terrifying. It's like he's heckling me. He wants to give you a kiss, Josh

He's going, put her up

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