Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Seaters for the 12th of August 2025.

I'm joined by Stelios and Dan.

And today we're going to be talking about the total and festering decay of London,

how we had to go there recently and it was awful.

Yes.

And it's just constant, but we'll get into it.

Trump's legal retribution.

And how could this be happening to us?

Threatening us with a good time.

And how AI has been trained see racism absolutely everywhere, including in places that it clearly isn't. Right, but before we go on,

go and get the latest issue of Islander. Stocks are going quickly, so who knows how long it will last for.

Anyway, let's begin. So London is a beautiful, progressive paradise, as we are constantly told

by the mayor of London, Sir Sadiq Khan.

As you can see here he's like well I mean look like crime rates are down.

Isn't that good? Residential burglary is 10% lower.

Knife crime is down 19% theft from person down 13%

personal robbery down another 13% well that's great

means London must be doing brilliantly I mean he's very proud of this

look see everything's going brilliantly now there's a there's a slight case of

selective uh information gathering here because actually if you look at the numbers

say yeah they are down so I, if you look at the numbers, so yeah, they are down.

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