Hi, it's Lotus Eaters. We're a podcast, episode 1,2009. It's Wednesday, my dudes, and we're joined by Bo and Nate, otherwise known as Mr. H reviews. How do you do today? Yeah, good. You come dressed dapper to show us all up, haven't you? That's because everyone's like, you got a slothin on your podcast. What? Steady-up. That's literally one of the comments. I was like, all right. Who's been bullying poor Nate? He will. I'll come in with my three-piece, all right? I'm the only one wearing a waistcoat. Yeah, yeah.

If you do that again, he will show up at your house and beat you up.

That's a promise.

I guarantee you that promise.

All right.

So today we're going to be talking about some horrible, no good infuriating things that will make you want to fed post i certainly want

to fed post and i was trying to tear my hair out during my segment this morning when i was preparing

it so hopefully you will too does that excite you it should you're ready for your slop yum yum

yum anyway it's going to be talking about sycamore gap and the atrocity that was that being taken down and the people who did it being sentenced.

How if we stop immigration altogether, it will literally improve everything.

And as such, the UK government does not want to stop immigration at all because they don't want to improve anything at all. And yeah, is there

anything else I should say, Samson? All right, let's get started then. All right, well, I think

we should talk a tiny bit about the Sycamore Gap sentencing, just because it's in the news

cycle at the moment. We did a segment on it originally. It was quite a while ago now. It doesn't seem that long ago, but it was back in

2023 when the incident originally happened. A tree got cut down.

So one of the first angles I want to mention is a lot of people have been saying.

And it's on one level, it's a fair point. And on another level, it really annoys me of like, why do you care about this? It's just a tree, bro. Well, you know, there's more important things going on in the country. It's like, yeah, I know. Yeah. We talk about that all the time. The rest of this podcast will be about those things.

Yeah.

So not every single segment we ever do has to be about rape gangs or something.

So anyway, this is in the news.

And seeing as it's finished now and the sentencing has been done,

it sort of draws a line under it, doesn't it? So we can actually, you can report on it and say with fact,

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