Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Cetus Eater's episode 1,200.

Nice round number today.

Folks, I'm your host Harry, joined by Bo and Dan, because sadly Stephen couldn't make it in today.

So Dan has graciously chosen You've got me. Yay.

...to jump in and cover Rachel Reeves crying and what it could mean for the future of this country.

Jaguar is being covered by Bo and whether they've hit Rock Bottom and judging by the new sales

figures is not looking good. What a big surprise. Who could have predicted that one?

Absolutely no one. And also I'm going to talk about how Maloney has betrayed Italy.

And you may be thinking, didn't you guys do a segment on that a few months?

Yeah, she's done it again.

I was going to say again. She's betrayed them again.

Yes. She keeps doing it. I'm beginning to think that there was something to this idea that populists aren't always all that.

They're not exactly what they make themselves out to be. Either way, I think we've got

common sense crusade going on after this. Is that right, Samson? Yes, it is. So if you've

got membership to the website, which if you don't, I hate you, then if you do have website membership,

then you can watch that later.

And please do give Calvin your support. With that, let's get into it.

So I was on the podcast on Tuesday, and I made reference to the fact that I felt like one of

these foremen at a dangerous work site who has to put, you know, the sign up zero days

since last death or something either. Except with me, it's a number of days

since I've had to criticise Rachel Reeves. I managed to get up to two days this time,

and we're going back to zero. Some would say your criticism is why she's crying. She just

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