Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Well done. You made it to Friday. I'm joined today by Harry and Boe, and we are going to be talking about how nothing's happening in Iran. Why we should be banning only fans,

and how actually they wasn't Britons, in fact.

No, they was.

Oh, they were they were?

They was.

We're learning every day that the British and English have always been black.

Ah, which is why we're black now.

Right now.

Absolutely true.

Okay, well, apparently there was a problem with the chat,

but I think there has been a fix for the live chat on the website.

So let us know, basically, if the chat's working or not.

And without further ado, let's get on to the non-happening.

Yeah, a little bit of one in the eye for the Nothing Ever Happens crew.

Damn.

Something has happened.

Oh.

Um, or is happening rather, let's say that.

Because overnight, or in the wee hours, Israel struck Iran.

But it's ongoing though, it seems.

Yeah.

Before we went on, it was just, my Twitter feed is full of it. They're calling it Operation Rising Lion. Okay. Yeah. Before we went on, it was just my Twitter feed is full of it.

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