Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the podcast of the Lotus. It is for Friday the 9th of May 2025. I'm joined by Bo and today we're going to be talking about how a man has been charged with, quote, harassing Islam, the nightmare future of Britain that we seem to be insisting on just walking straight into as if there were no other choices and how they lied about the

Southport riots. Are you going to be shocked to learn it wasn't the far right? Well,

it wasn't far right thugs. No, it wasn't. Despite what the prime minister said and all of the

media said and all the people that they blamed, it wasn't actually far right

thuggery. Again, remarkable that our establishment would just be wildly ideological and just

spew a bunch of lies about something that they don't have any control over, but there we go,

this is the world we live in. So, not exactly great news to the podcast, but after the podcast,

we do have Lads Hour and best time of the week because we've got a great topic today.

I kept coming across lists of things that women have made about what makes men feminine.

And so what we're going to do is find out how girly we are.

That women may tread conservative women.

Not just normal women, just normal women.

All right, right.

Normal women, sorry.

Just normal women who are dating men who are just like,

when he eats with a fork,

that makes me think of he's a girl, right?

Things like this, long lists of things.

So we're going to go through and we're going to tally up our girly score and we're going to see who the most girly of us is.

Honestly, I think I'm going to win this. I'm not joking. I think I'm going to win this.

By wind, you mean the highest or the lowest? The highest. I'm going to be the most girly. I'm not even joking. I've seen the list. You guys haven't seen the list. And I'm like, oh, I do like do like oat milk you know so I think I'm going to be

the most girly in the office which not great but what can you do like I won't necessarily turn

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