Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eater's episode 1,116 for the 7th of March 2025.

I'm your host Connor, joined by Harry.

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And Luca Johnson's back with us.

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Very good to see you, sir.

And today we're going to be discussing whether or not Britain is an occupied nation. Spoiler alert. Yes. How hope not hate are going broke, because they've always been woke.

And the fall of the House of Windsor.

Seems that King Charles is looking a bit more like a Quillium these days.

I'm going to speculate whether or not he's converted, basically. As it's

Friday, ladies and gentlemen, at three o'clock, this is what I've come back for, we have Lads

hour. And to my absolute delight, we're discussing the Star Wars prequels. I've been looking

forward to this. This is where the fun begins. Right, exactly. It's going to be a cacophony of means. Expect a lot of that. Yes. And contentious debates, because I've got some real hot takes.

And it's going to be like us three zoomers defending the quality of the prequels, as well as just

defending the glory of our galactic empire. Quite, exactly. We're going to be defending it.

Sorry, that's the last one for this podcast. We're going to be fighting the spirit of...

I don't believe you for a second there.

Not remotely.

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watch that live or on repeat if you're listening to this later on.

But without further ado, what about today's stories?

It's no exaggeration to say that Britain is an occupied nation.

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