Hello and welcome everybody to the podcast of the Lotus Cedars episode 181. I'm your host Harry, joined today by Carl and Stelios.

Hello.

And we're going to be talking about why certain people are even here.

We're going to be talking about a Brad Pitt scam where he desperately needs my money, which

I'm very interested to learn about.

And I have enough money of his own.

Well, you never know.

And Keanu Reeves need your money.

And Keanu Reeves as well.

I mean, Keanu Reeves at least looks destitute half the time.

It's the dignity to look destitute.

Yeah. And I will be paying personal tribute to the recently departed David Lynch, my favourite filmmaker.

But before we get into any of that, we have a live stream coming up on Monday at 4 o'clock. What will this be running from 4 till 8?

Something like that.

Yeah, something like that. Talking about the Donald Trump 47th presidential inauguration, where we'll just be observing it.

Yeah, and talking about the reaction and, you know.

It'll be a chill one.

It'll be fun.

I think it'll be fun.

Yeah, and unless we've got anything else to say, chaps, I think we should get to the news.

So, one of the questions that I frequently have to ask myself about just the people in England

is why are they here?

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