Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters for the 13th of January 2025.

It is unfortunately Monday, but I am fortunately joined by Kelly J. Kean,

otherwise known as Posey Parker,

who has come to talk with me about Labour's nonce problem, how we are literally living under a

clownocracy, and how things are going quite badly in the Starma bunker. It's literally only a

matter of time until one of them retires into a drawing room with a glass of brand in a pistol.

So, you know, it's not all bad news. But right. So, I mean, before we begin, how are you doing?

You're right? Yeah, great. What a great fantastic 2025 we're all having. Wonderful.

I know. 13 days in. It's actually going great. For people who aren't part of the Labour government or supporters of them, of course.

Anyway, okay, well, let's begin because speaking of the Labour government,

there are some genuine heroes still living in England.

And what they do is they catfish paedophiles online.

Yes.

And then meet up with them and film it and put it on the internet.

So everyone gets to see who's trying to meet up with a child to have sex with them.

And it turns out that one of them was a former Labour Defence Minister called Ivor Kaplan,

who was arrested after a sting by these paedophile hunters.

And he is quite a remarkable person because everyone started then going,

okay, well, let me check out his online profile.

And his Twitter profile is a weird cross between a sort of Labor Party political broadcast

platform and Hornhub for gay people.

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