Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the podcast, The Lotus Eaters, for Friday the 20th of December.

That's right, you only have five days until Christmas. You better have got all your shopping in.

There'll be some men in the audience that are leaving it till Christmas in.

There are a few stray boxes of chocolate that may need to be bought.

Yeah, no, I have actually got everything I needed

because my wife does most of it,

and I just need to get something for my wife.

I just haven't found it.

But anyway, yeah, so I'm joined by Josh and Harry,

and today we're going to be talking about

the attempted assassination of Nick Fuentes,

how the police knew about the grooming gangs

and how nothing ever happens.

It's exciting news. Yeah, well, it's true and inevitable.

Despite all of the things that we constantly talk about on the podcast, it's a whole lot of nothing.

Not talking about anything.

You've been imagining this podcast the entire time.

I'm sorry to break it to you all.

I just want to say, I'm with you, nothing have happened, bros.

I agree nothing happens.

And when stuff starts happening, then essentially it's an intrusion into the nothing

ever happens plateau that you live on.

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