Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Seater's episode 1058 for the 6th of December

24. I'm your host Connor, joined by Carl and Stelios. Hello everyone. Today we're going to be

discussing the dire demographic revelations by the O&S, Ireland's disastrous elections, and the cancellation of Greg Wallace.

Now you might be wondering, it's a Friday, what's Connor doing here?

That's because I'm hosting Lad's Out of this week, and at 3 o'clock we're going to be discussing Pirates of the Caribbean.

I've been teasing this one for a while.

One of, if not my favourite movie trilogy of all time, and we've got some esoteric takes on it.

So it's going to be a lot of fun.

So it's great.

And they were wrong.

I like Pirates of the Caribbean as much as anyone else, but...

I don't think you'd like it as much as me.

No, probably not.

So, we're going to be reading your comments after we give our very contentious takes.

And that will be with Josh, Harry, Rory and Luca when he gets here.

So, without further ado, we'll get into today's news.

So the ONS has revealed the most popular baby names in England and Wales in the last year.

It's Muhammad.

Right.

Is it not Alistair?

No, it's not Noah.

It's not John.

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