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Well, word reached me that there was a spot of news being committed at him.

So I thought having missed the small matter of one prime minister leaving and another

arriving, I ought to turn up at Westminster again.

Well, better late than never.

But also it's a good day because the EU is on the verge of declaring a no-deal Brexit,

a major disaster along the same lines as a flood, a fire, or a volcanic eruption.

And what does that mean beyond it sounding big?

It means we're up there with Brexit casters up there with Independence Day, Dante's

Peak, Armageddon.

Yes, all the big ones.

Brexit casters from BBC Five Life and BBC News.

We still don't understand what an Earth Brexit means.

Brexit is a...

I've been wondering what that special place in hell looks like for those who promoted

Brexit without even a sketch of a plan.

What do you think about Brexit?

What's that?

Nothing will be far better out of the bloody thing.

May a process which I cannot describe as a dog's Brexit.

So yeah, I am back. It's Chris Mason.

I am actually at Westminster again.

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