Hey, everyone. Welcome to a good football show. I am Matt Straub. It is Thursday, May 19th,

and today we're looking at the players we are targeting in every fantasy draft for May.

We've each picked two players will make the case for why we cannot seem to stop ourselves

from drafting them. To do this, I'm joined by Pat D'Arty, Pat Karein, and Kyle DeVorechek,

who, guys, while we were playing this episode, Kyle said he would get his two players to his ASAP

because he was, quote, walking my dog and doing a draft right now. And this seems to be

kind of an unprecedented multi-tasking situation, drafting a team while walking a dog. Kyle,

what's the story here? Give us a breakdown. Yeah, well, so, you know, I don't have a ton of time.

We're working on the draft guy, the actually draft magazine, and the dog needs to go out.

So I got to start piling things together, stacking things at some point.

And it mostly went well, though I did a time out and just have a naked Russell Wilson team.

Until, luckily, I got KJ Hamler at the end, and then within like 30 minutes,

Russell on his Instagram posted a future star, KJ Hamler. I was like, I knew this was coming, baby.

I felt so good, but I was outside, and it's so hot, and I did not walk that far.

And it was immediately gasped. I felt just like Traylon Berks.

Oh, come on. Oh, wow.

These zoomers, they're not naturalists.

You need to take a second, slow down, pause, you know, just breathe in some like non-recycled air,

and just try to enjoy the outdoors for one second instead of just sweating.

Whether or not you're getting Greg Dulcich, is that how you say his name, Crane?

That was how you say it.

The Broncos rookie tight end that you are very obsessed with,

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