Hi Paul. Hi Ardly. How are you doing? I'm doing great. How are you? I'm so good. It's so great to have you on Small Town Dicks. Oh I am so happy to be here. So we want to know how did we persuade you to join us here on Small Town Dicks. Oh it was it was a lot of arm twisting. Not the truth.

Well what has always impressed me about Small Town Dicks is the professionalism. First you have your authenticity. You know Dan and Dave, myself we come out of real crime. We've had real experiences. And so the audience, the listeners are getting from Small Town Dicks. What actually happens out there. Not something that's been glamorized. But also you guys don't exploit the cases. You're empathetic to the victims. And this is what I'm all about. And I know that people who know me from

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Offsters here, the gunshots whizzing by their heads. They see the rounds skipping on the ground in front of them. They don't know who shooting they're just taking fire. And it was six or seven shots. And it's pretty effective.

Fire if they can hear it going by their head that's close. There were reports of officers hearing it skip a ricochet off the cement in between their legs.

That's not just indiscriminate fire. They're aiming at you.

When a serious crime is committed in a small town a handful of detectives are charged with solving the case. I'm yardly and I'm fascinated by these stories.

So I invited my friends detectives Dan and Dave to help me gather the best true crime cases from around the country and have the men and women who investigated them tell us how it happened.

I'm Dan and I'm Dave, where identical twins from Small Town USA. Dave investigated sex crimes and crimes against children. He's now a patrol sergeant at his police department.

Dan investigated violent crimes. He's now retired. Together we have more than two decades experience and have worked hundreds of cases.

We've altered names, places, relationships, and certain details in these cases to maintain the privacy of the victims and their families.

So we ask you to join us in protecting their true identities as well as the locations of these crimes out of respect for everyone involved. Thank you.

Today on Small Town Dicks we have the usual suspects. We have Detective Dan.

Good morning.

Good morning. So good to see you. Likewise.

And we have Detective Dave. Hello from not where you are. Dave is in his house. We are doing this over Zoom. So you know, you might hear some life.

You might hear Dave's 150 pound mastiff lapping loudly from the bowl. You might hear my cat zipper going, hey, what up, dude?

But all that being said, I am thrilled to welcome back a fan favorite. You guys are going to be so happy. We have with us Detective Scott.

How's it going everybody? So good to see you. You too, you too. Scott brought us the girl next door and the runaway, which you guys loved as did we, of course.

But today we started new and we are most honored that Scott brought some colleagues with him. And so Scott, I'm just going to hand it over to you and let you introduce everybody.

All right. It's good to be back. So I brought, as Yarlie said, a few people that I think are integral to this story and how it played out and how it's investigated.

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