The Pitt - S02E02 - 8:00 A.M.
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🗓️ 21 January 2026
⏱️ 87 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | AI is incredible. They can teach you how to fry an egg and even write a poem, pirate style. |
| 0:07.0 | But it knows nothing about your work. Slackbot is different. It doesn't just know the facts. |
| 0:14.0 | It knows your schedule. It can turn a brainstorm into a brief and it doesn't need to be taught. |
| 0:20.0 | Because Slackbot isn't just another |
| 0:22.4 | AI. It's AI that knows your work as well as you do. Visit Slack.com forward slash meet Slackbot |
| 0:28.8 | to learn more. |
| 0:36.1 | I don't know. The balance is boring, man. It's just, that's why you don't know. The bow is just boring, man. It's just... |
| 0:39.3 | That's why you don't want to see it. Nothing is gross. It's just too boring. |
| 0:43.6 | Just a pink tube. All right, doc, first up, we got a baby Jane Doe, aka the Super Baby. |
| 1:09.3 | Weren't we waiting on Dr. al-Hashimi to analyze her paperwork? Still waiting on that, Doc. Great. We need a clean urine sample from her anyway. Have Dr. Ravi do some shame and witchcraft on her to get that for us, yeah? Code Yellow. We'll do. Next up, we got little Kylie Connors presented last episode with body covered in bruises and abrasions with bloody urine, |
| 1:28.1 | still waiting on the labs and for the father to show up so Dr. Santos can threaten him |
| 1:32.1 | medically within an inch of his life. |
| 1:33.7 | Sounds good. Let's flag this as red. I'm afraid of Santos jumping to conclusions here. |
| 1:39.0 | Sure, Doc. Mr. Williams, a 58-year-old who tripped last episode, broke his wrist. Dr. McKay thinks he hit his head. He's less combative this episode. Code green. Keep him under observation until he's cleared with a CT scan. Next, Mr. Allen Billings. He's a young man whose arm was crushed by a pallet of roofing tiles. He's got a nasty open dislocation as in considerable pain. Code Red. Let's get that thing back where it |
| 2:01.5 | belongs and ship him off to Ortho. Wait, what insurance did you say he's carrying? |
| 2:05.6 | Ooh, let me check. But anyway, next we have a middle age attending doctor, one Michael |
| 2:10.4 | Rabinovich, presented last episode not wearing his helmet while riding his motorcycle is apparently |
| 2:15.2 | also riding the case nurse. Seems to be ducking his site consults too. That's a code red. I hope nurse hasting notes what she's getting into. You and me both, Doc. We got a second year resident Melissa King. She's distracted by an upcoming malpractice deposition and potential love interest might have just given her a concussion. Put Dr. Langton on her and monitor for safe return to duties. |
| 2:36.5 | Code green. |
| 2:37.1 | Next. |
| 2:38.0 | Our career alcoholic, Louis, still needs some fluid drawn off him and an obsessed tooth to see about. |
| 2:42.8 | Code Green. |
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