And welcome back to another episode of long-winded.

Did you miss me?

Maybe, maybe not.

As you can see, I'm wearing a sweater

because I'm pushing sweater weather upon us.

No, the weather is not conducive to a sweater,

but I want to lay in bed all day.

I want to take a nap while the foliage changes colors outside.

Huh?

Ever thought of that?

It sounds nice, huh?

I want to sleep all day with the doors open and a crisp wind on my face.

Let me be.

Oh, we need vitamin D.

You're thinking to yourself,

well, there's a pill for that.

And if you're lucky, there's a shot.

If you can afford it, it's expensive.

And then you might go over.

And who knows what a surplus of vitamin D can do to us?

I don't even come near it now.

I'm a lesbian.

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