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The Besties

The Pirate Yakuza Game Has Something for Everyone – Even Newcomers

The Besties

The Besties

Leisure, Video Games

4.95K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Ahoy, besties! This week, the crew sets sails with Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii, a video game that’s as silly as its name suggests. Unlike its predecessor — our best game of 2024 — this entry features a new(ish) protagonist, old-school action combat, and a potpourri of new min-games that borrow from a wide range of Besties favorites, including Cooking Mama and Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag. Note from Plante: Last week’s description said Obsidian, the developer of Avowed, had previously made Fallout 76. It should have said Fallout: New Vegas. Sometimes I only have a chance to write the description/newsletter late, late, late in the night before we publish an episode — not an excuse, just an explanation. Needless to say, the mistake was human error and not the result of my co-hosts replacing me with a Content Bot.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So it's cold and flu season, and I got an important question for you guys.

0:03.6

Sure.

0:04.8

Where are you putting those sneezes?

0:08.4

Explain.

0:09.5

Well, it took me about 27 years to realize that, you know, to do the elbow sneeze.

0:15.5

Crook of your arm.

0:16.5

Crook of your arm sneeze, which is now generally considered to be the healthiest place to sneeze.

0:20.9

Yeah.

0:22.2

Apart from, I guess, a tissue.

0:23.9

But then it's in the crook of your arm, so where are you putting that sneeze?

0:28.6

Oh, well, you kind of zip past the thing that you're probably ashamed of, which you...

0:33.5

What?

0:34.4

Come on.

0:34.8

What you would do back when we worked together like 10 years ago Griffin do you remember

0:39.1

this that Frush would carry around a Ziploc bag and sneeze into it every time that's a very

0:45.3

good way he called it his nasty sack yeah he would carry it around and he would it was so big

0:51.6

that he couldn't like put it in his pocket so he always just had his nasty

0:55.3

sack sort of like bundled up and it was a biohazard so he would just staple them to his bedroom

0:59.9

wall across the season until we did a big nasty sack emptying yeah so yeah i mean that that certainly

1:07.5

i would hate for you to go to fall back into your old ways for us yeah the new guidance

1:12.9

i've seen coming out of rfk is to get real low down to the ground like you're doing a push-up and

1:18.2

just blast it down onto the ground because your sneeze particles settle so his his point and

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