The Pilot... Kind Of | Below Deck S1 E1 (From the Vault)

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4.2 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Pat and Dylan are back to break down the pilot of Below Deck... kind of. We talk porcupines, grenades, trains, service, the blind, dogs, rocket science, Lee, curry and even more from Bravo's Below Deck.

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0:00.0	All right, so let's get to Alex.
0:02.2	Porcupine.
0:03.0	Yeah.
0:04.3	Hi, porcupine.
0:06.1	All right.
0:06.7	All right. you ready?
0:25.9	Yeah, how are we going to do this?
0:29.3	That's a good question.
0:30.6	I think we should just start out by saying welcome aboard.
0:34.4	Okay.
0:35.4	A brand new voyage of another below deck podcast. From the vault. Okay. A brand new voyage of another below deck podcast.
0:39.7	From the Volt!
0:43.6	Now, that is a diet mountain do in case anybody was wondering.
0:47.8	Yeah.
0:50.6	You don't want to drink to celebrate?
0:53.4	Getting to a thousand YouTube?
0:54.9	No, no, God, no.
0:56.7	Listen, I'm, I have a lot of confidence in our audience.
1:01.9	I'll not pat them on the butt for a C plus.
1:04.1	But, you know, to everybody who is subscribing, thank you very much.
1:08.5	It does put me at ease.
1:13.3	Some of you have said that you'd prefer me, grumpy.
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