The Pillage of Croydon
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 21 August 2025
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Crystal Palace are in a right old pickle. Kicked out of the Europa League, set to lose Eberechi Eze and Marc Guéhi, and - no we're not making it up - Nottingham Forest coming to town right between their two Conference League qualifiers. Let's not take the p*** here.
Luke tells Marcus and Vish why he's expecting Evangelos Marinakis to turn up to that game in a viking helmet. Plus, Neymar's parties are analysed on Brazilian television.
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