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4.3.59. The Pig War?

There's a Pig War?

So, yes, there's a war called the Pig War and it was a nonviolent war well like no shots were fired.

Well I'm picturing pigs you know flying on biplanes and dropping bombs on each other

like Richard scary pigs but like they're really angry.

Right flying pigs. Yeah they're really angry right flying pigs

yeah there isn't a variety of different pigs at war flying vehicles

the originals and whatnot I bet you so this is one of the amazing things about

living on earth right now where we do not have complete

omnitions.

I bet you there are moments where pigs, enough pigs congregate in one place that are

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