Ah, it is a wonderland, and all is right in Whoville as I'm back in first in the picks.

Music, David.

All right, speed round.

We got a lot of ground to cover and a full house today.

We begin in the game Rico hates because he's a useless communist.

Army, Navy, Navy, Navy lay in six. Let's go to Mao Zedong.

Okay. Well, you know what? I'm going to go with Army because my brother was in the Army once.

So let's go Army. At least you have a shredded dignity. Over to Kenny Cott. I will agree with

Stalin over there. Give me Army. We go to Could I take Texas? I'm going to go with Navy because I currently know three Navy shipmen, so I'm going to go Navy. T.J. Lang respects the military. Yeah, I'm going with the Navy because they always give the Army boys a ride when they got to go fight somewhere. I'm just kidding. I'm not disparaging any of these military people.

That's the Marines.

Yeah, but that's part of the Navy.

Oh, wait, I forgot.

Will you just pick the game?

I love this stuff.

Maybe throws the ball.

Pretty, actually pretty good now.

I'm taking the midshipman.

Routing for Army, but I'm picking Navy.

They're substantially better.

Hey, Stoney. God, it's just the truth. Navy's better. Pistons laying seven and a half as they welcome the Hawks in tonight. Rico. Rico. What are we doing basketball for? Woo! This is the one that Mike died? This was the hill you were dying on, Mike? That's not. It'll be the next one. Sure. You know what? Kate, Buffs, let's go Pistons.

Boom.

Over to Kenny. I'm wearing the Pistons teal today. Give me the Pistons. Over to David. I love them, but I'm going Hawks. Oh, he'll pick up a game on, David. Yeah. Pistons win, but I'm with David. I'm taking the Hawks as well. Pistons by 20.

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