How many of the full do you drink per day that full Stanley cup?

It's 40 ounces. I would say probably minimum of six. Six? Six times 40, what's that? Let me try it.

It's heavy. See it's heavy. Oh my God, you just got all over the white shirt.

Shit.

Oh, 200 ounces of that per day?

Probably. I just couldn't bear to put my mouth on that.

No, I thought it was a good look for you.

We've shared multiple germs, but that lipstick contaminated straw.

Pumps. Jennifer.

What have you had it with this week?

I've had it with gated communities.

That is a fucking great one. It's unbelievable how stupid it is.

I can't believe that we have not discussed this horrible.

20 years of friendship. Gated communities are the absolute worst

the worst because what it here's my deal every time I'm going into my neighborhood

waiting for the gate open I think why are we doing this we're

paying for our own roads through our homeowners dues and anybody that's going to rob

you is just going to wait till the person in front of you goes. I mean it's not like a

Cracker Jack fail safe system. All you have to do is go in after somebody. If there was a

committee meeting and you could vote to do it at the gate, you would assume I would go

to the homeowners association, which would never happen.

Could you imagine anything worse? Something would be wrong with me, like take me to the emergency room

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