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The Pete and Sebastian Show

The Pete & Sebastian Show 86

The Pete and Sebastian Show

Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film

4.96K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2013

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Sebastian has to bribe his neice with treats, Pete does a TV show with The Situation, Dad can't hear or work an I-Phone, & many many funny stories in this new episode! Merry Christmas from The Pete & Sebastian Show! Thank you all!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the Pete and Sebastian show, with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Meniskelko.

0:15.0

Pete, it's Jimmy from Boston.

0:20.0

Pete, on this little train ride he was, not only do you got people laying across this

0:26.0

seat to take naps.

0:28.0

You got the elderly wearing their night gowns.

0:31.0

You got some monster who's coughing all over you.

0:35.0

You got shit in the toilet.

0:37.0

People taking juices, five apples high.

0:40.0

But the top of it all off, the kicker is you got some 20 year old scumbag punk

0:47.0

who steals your cell phone.

0:49.0

And then after you are called around on this filthy train cow floor

0:54.0

like some fucking squirrel, you'll find this kid.

0:58.0

And not only do you not say anything highly to this kid,

1:02.0

you don't even give him so much as a fuck you.

1:05.0

Like biscuit did to the poor elderly woman on the train.

1:09.0

All she said was he was downgraded.

1:11.0

But you say to this Steve, your big reply is, hey buddy, it's the holidays.

1:18.0

Come on, well you kid, you got to let him have it.

1:21.0

You're better than that.

1:23.0

Not only that, next time, fly there.

1:26.0

Will you like a gentleman?

1:29.0

Lay it up.

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