From Marvel Studios, an invasion is here.

And we can't even tell who the invaders are.

This is a ticking time bomb. Fury, do you feel responsible?

How do you think I came back?

On Disney Plus.

You're the most wanted man on the planet.

Well, my mom always said I was special.

Marvel Studios' secret invasion now streaming exclusively on Disney Plus.

Disney Plus subscription required, TZNC's apply.

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Currielli and Sebastian Menacekelko.

Petey!

Basket, it's Jimmy from Boston.

With Christmas passed upon us, I am feeling very much in the spirit.

So let me stop by saying that three of you have been running on all cylinders.

Especially those last few shows that shit has been hilarious.

And because the whole day spirit has struck me so hard, I got a few people I need to address on behalf of the last show.

First off, to Biscuits Driver.

You're never ever asking another man's wife to jump in the front seat because you drive like a shithead.

And you're all trying to get out of a ticket.

Then don't go charge that man. That actually got you out of that ticket 50 bucks.

The next time you're trying to make a quick 50 you degenerate scumbag.

Take yourself to the nearest restaurant and start giving hand jobs to truckers.

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