This is the Pete and Sebastian show, with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menescalco.

So, let me get this straight. You can finally get the capabilities to interview and call and speak with anyone you want to have a three-way conversation.

And you decide to call Pete's buddy and ask him about his bisectomy. I mean, that was a month that the painting is actually getting your ball snip.

And a complete missed opportunity for a Google that shit.

What? JJ won't bring up with biscuit there in football season and you won't have any other viable options to call?

I mean, I would have had a call and speak with that Chuck, that no-one-all-face book dog loving motherfucker.

Pete and Sebastian show, follow up Friday. Here we are, man. How's it going, Sebastian?

You sound like you're ready to take a nap.

No, I'm totally with it. I'm just, I think I'm changing my persona a little bit. I'm going for a change.

I'm going through a lot. I don't know, but I'm going for a change.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't just skip over going through a lot. What do we got? What's going on?

Yeah, you know, I don't know. Nothing and everything. I got a bunch of things written down if we get to today.

We'll talk about, but I said right before we came on. I'm like, don't say you're going through a lot because you're really not.

You don't want to get into it. What's the first thing I say?

But no, I'm too.

And, you know, as I said last show with the bros and the man, so this is the mature low-key Pete.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Changing my ways. Yes, yes, Sebastian. What's that?

I thought you were going to say, listen, going through a lot, you know, got the baby, the maple tree's bothering me.

I thought there was some actual trauma in your life and you're telling me the way you're coming at me today is because you're saying bro and yeah, man.

That is correct. Yes.

Absolutely.

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