This is the Pete and Sebastian show, with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Meniskelko.

Pete, this is Jimmy from Boston.

Pete, you got yourself a porch swing, a porch swing, so you can sit and make sure the neighborhood kids don't cross your lawn.

I mean, what's best, oh man, BFW Bingo, maybe a bus ride to the casino, you better than that.

And biscuit, it is beyond me how you did not get your ass kicked on a daily basis when you were a kid.

Tomorrow a bouncy shit music used to listen to, today Saturday night be a Gweedle gear.

Now come to find out you topped all that all with a fucking water bed.

You must be one of the luckiest son of a bitch in his life today to even be family well adjusted as an adult.

I mean, I said it before and I'll say it again about you two sender-rollers.

You two are quite the pair.

Later.

Always look on the bright side of life.

All right, Pete and Sebastian show coming back to you. Welcome.

Bro, get right into what you were saying with these texts back and forth.

Well, I'm sorry, but I was doing a little show prep and I wanted to see if you had seen the SUV and the biker altercation before I brought it up on the show.

That's why I was texting you back and forth.

But what makes that so odd to me is I think this is show number 67 and

geez, maybe once ever have you texted before the show to do any kind of prep ever.

So all of a sudden I'm like, well, he's turning it to, you know, oh wait, I was going to say that guys.

I can't think of it now. The whitehead guy on CNN.

Damn.

Wolf Blitzer.

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