This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corioli and Sebastian.

And Sebastian Maniskelko. Bea.

Bea Basket, it's Jimmy from Boston.

Now, Bisket, you do all that prep work before your wedding plucking your eyebrows shaving your back

spraying your skin with that fake tan and shit even going so far as the sliding

around the floor of your gym like a fucking cobra and you do all that.

But then you go and miss the glass you're trying to step on

not once but twice.

Twice you couldn't step on a glass?

How uncoordinated are you kid? You're telling me you can't step on that shit first shot? The only way missing a glass with your foot would be acceptable is if they hung it from a

sequoia tree like a frign pinyata spun you around blindfold and ask you to try to

jump up and heel kick it like a young John Claude Van Dam. Like a fellow I know would say,

aren't you embarrassed?

Later.

BAM, Pete Sebastian Show, we are back.

Finally, wedding's over, married man, home from the honeymoon, right?

Home from the honeymoon back in LA, and enough of this taking time off time to get back to business.

Before we jumped on air here you're like I hope you got stuff to say like I I took that as I never talk no no bro I with my left hand I'm

rocking my child so um yeah no she's on a way home Jackie's on a way home, but that's all I meant. I just make I hope you have stuff you want to talk about

Of course you always do bro. Okay, you the baby even sleeping with you talking right into its ear?

Are you kidding me? The only one who babbles more than me is our president.

She's used to fall asleep to me talking my ass off.

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