The Pete & Sebastian Show #53

The Pete and Sebastian Show

Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film

4.9 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2013

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Pete & Sebastian deal with an unsatisfied listener and get into rants about lazy Americans. Plus the DJ Lou Show & so many funny stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is the Pete and Sebastian show
0:05.0	with Pete Corioli and Sebastian.
0:07.0	And Sebastian Maniskelko. Biscuit, the shit you do never ceases to amaze me. You're going to get a 24-carrot gold facial?
0:28.0	Who does that shit? And never mind that, especially when it's going to be a hundred degrees on your wedding day.
0:35.0	You are going to sweat that gold shit off.
0:38.0	Lana's going to be walking up the aisle like she's on her way to pick up some mini Italian Oscar.
0:44.7	Forget working on her wedding vows.
0:46.5	Maybe she should be practicing an acceptance speech.
0:49.3	And Pady, in less than 1987, if Michael Keaton calls you on the phone for a movie roll real or not this Michael
0:57.8	Keaton, it's gonna be fine to hang up on him, kid.
1:01.9	Later. I'm going to
1:17.0	Pete and Sebastian Show follow up Friday coming at you.
1:21.0	Whoa.
1:22.0	Whoa. Whoa. coming at you. you. I'm fucking so tired, dude.
1:29.0	Well, when we first got on this call, you said, hey, what's going on?
1:37.0	And normally, it's, you know, you sound like you're on about eight cups of coffee and I'm exhausted too. What's your reason?
1:47.6	Everything, everything man. I mean I'm, when we do these, do you ever like as you're waiting for me to call you
1:56.2	Do you ever have that? Oh man
2:01.5	Right now.
2:03.0	What are we doing?
2:07.0	This is...
2:08.0	I don't think I've ever worked so hard for free for so long in my fucking life. This is ridiculous. I was just
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