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The Pete and Sebastian Show

The Pete & Sebastian Show #28

The Pete and Sebastian Show

Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film

4.96K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2013

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Sebastian comes through with another surprise guest, someone is faced with a puking problem on stage, Pete writes jokes for a famous comedian, and so much more hilarity! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corioli and Sebastian.

0:05.0

And Sebastian Maniskelko. was so much shit that I need to cover from that last show that I don't even know where

0:25.6

the hell to begin.

0:27.1

Now how did I ever miss does Biscuit ride a Vespas scooter?

0:32.2

You gotta be fucking kidding. There's no way. I mean I thought a Porsche was bad enough with this fucking giddy gloves cruising around fucking LA, but if you're telling me that he is cruising around on a Vesper Sc scooter we're going to have to have a conversation

0:45.7

and Peety I got the album cover for you forget the graveyard shit what you need to do

0:52.4

is you go into an appliance store and you're rubbing your junk against the fridge and the caption over the fridge is going to read it if the fridge is saying, give it a rest. Come on, there you go. Use that shit brother. Later. We got into so much, I mean, you just got back from Scientology retreat right? You saw that one tweet. Some guy thought I was

1:28.2

serious man. Yeah, it's actually I like to call it personal development.

1:36.8

All right.

1:38.4

All right.

1:39.1

Yes.

1:40.1

And it was a three day, I don't like to call it a seminar.

1:45.0

It was a three day weekend.

1:47.7

Retreat.

1:48.3

And the retreat, it was basically a class on communication.

1:55.0

How to communicate a little bit more effectively,

1:58.0

how to listen.

1:59.0

It was very interesting.

2:01.0

Was there a single time during the three-day retreat slash vacation but really a retreat? Was there even once where there was a group prayer? No, there was no group prayer

2:16.0

I think the what you have in your head and what actually happened is two different things. Was there a mantra?

2:23.8

Did everyone say something together?

2:26.7

There was no mantra.

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