Wow!

Oh, would you listen to that music?

The Abroad in your Pan podcast is a Pondison Eye

and one of the hosts of the show, not the most important host,

but a host nonetheless.

My name is Pete Donaldson.

Welcome to the show.

Chris is not here, unfortunately, so turn off now.

If you're at the title and that's not what you're into,

fine, if you've just found out that Chris isn't here,

and that's not what you're into,

if you're not into it, that's absolutely fine.

Chris is in deepest darkest.

I don't actually know where he is, to be honest.

He's been uncontactable for a few days.

He did chip off to an island with Joe, the anime man, and Natsuki.

And I think he may very well be trying to establish

his own country on a patch of land off the course of Fukuoka,

where everyone dresses in like dark t-shirts

and gets the haircut like the bloke or invented Tesla

and who made that face on Joe Rogan.

In short, the podcast is admittedly a few hours later than usual

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